Jacob M.
My Life In One Sentence Vol. 9I didn’t want to pay for parking at my college so bad that I contemplated switching my license plates with an identical cars license plates in an effort to confuse the authorities. |
My Life In One Sentence Vol. 8I was about to take a break from the internet to go downstairs and get more junk food, but on the way I got distracted by the internet. |
My Life In One Sentence Vol. 7I just ordered Pop Tarts online, so many Pop Tarts. |
My Life In One Sentence Vol. 6I just tried to reason with myself that I’m pretty much a vampire in the way that I sleep all night and stay up all day and then I remembered that vampires do it the other way around. |
My Life In One Sentence Vol. 5Yesterday I thought I’d try listening to something other than Third Eye Blind in my car, and it was the worst mistake I’ve ever made. |
My Life In One Sentence vol. 4I just felt bad for Hootie & The Blowfish because I haven’t been listening to them much lately. |
My life in one sentence IIIThe worst thing to happen to me in recent memory was that time I accidentally ate some kind of mint flavored Hershey’s Kiss instead of a regular one like I thought it was. |
My Life in One SentenceRight now I’m eating butter. |
My life in one sentence. Part IIAfter work I came home and cried all day because I was watching the Buffy the Vampire Slayer story arc where her mom dies. |
