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    All I wanted was a tuna cone…

     13 hours ago by Jacob
    The first step for eating SPAM is the stare-down.

    The first step for eating SPAM is the stare-down.

     1 day ago by Jacob

    “ Her tense body, thin flanks, and protruding ribs contrast with her heavy, milk-filled teats. ”

    My art history book about the She-Wolf statue. 

    1 week ago by Jacob
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    Naked Eyes - Promises Promises

    You made me promises promises
    Knowing I’d believe
    Promises promises
    You knew you’d never keep
     Second time around
    I’m still believing words that you said
    You said you’d always be here
    “In love forever”
    Still repeats in my head
    You can’t finish what you start
    If this is love it breaks my heart

    This should be a hidden track on the New Moon OST

     1 week ago by Jacob

    Vampiracula

    If any one wants to add me on Xbox live my gamer tag is Vampiracula.

    I don’t have a gold membership yet, but I’ll probably get one soon.

    1 week ago by Jacob

    Standards

    Me: I set it up last night, Modern Warfare 2 is just OK so far.

    James Gutierrez: Adjusting from your standards, that means it's one of the greatest games EVAR!

     1 week ago by Jacob

    This is an open letter to WhoKilled because Facebook is being stupid.

    Dear WhoKilled,

    Yeah dude I got the Modern Warfare 2 limited edition xbox. It’s pretty sweet.

    It all started when I somehow got the idea in my head that I wanted to learn how to play the piano. So I was like I can’t buy an actual piano, so I guess I’ll just get a keyboard or something like that.

    So I bought one on eBay for 150 bucks that usually retails for like 189. But the guy sent me the next model up, which retails for 200 bucks. This is where it gets strange. When I payed him through paypal, he literally went on WalMart.com and ordered it to be sent to me (for 200 bucks plus shipping). So I payed 150 and he payed 216. I don’t get it either.

    So anyway, it gets to me and I’m like, this thing is way too big and I’m never going to play it. So forget it. I took the mailing label, which was from Walmart and returned it for 216 bucks. Then James still has the hookups from when he worked there and got me a discount on the xbox.

    I just set it up last night, it’s pretty sweet. I’m thinking of getting Beatles Rockband one of these days.

    1 week ago by Jacob

    Spect

    In retrospect my last post should have been titled Conjectchair.

    1 week ago by Jacob

    Conject

    Every Anthropology professor should institute a special seat in the lecture hall to be the assigned conjecture zone. And every time someone has a wild proclamation, they must first enter the CONJECTURE ZONE!!!

    1 week ago by Jacob
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